The war on the Gays

History
The war on the Gays was started when the Church learnt that Alex Woodhead willingly jumped into a vat of gender fluid thus being assimilated by the fluid, the church then fell into an insurmountable rage. This caused the bishop Jard great distress from which he released unbridled fury against the gays, it is said that on that day at least 5 million gays were decimated with only his fist and or foot.